Actually made an effort on my makeup today! #selfie #prework
a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”
this. fucking. joke.
wow i’m a teenager trying to figure out this horrifying dystopian world with minimal resources and constant terror while frequently fighting just to stay alive you know what i really have time for
a love triangle
if someone hears the friends theme song and doesn’t clap then they cannot be trusted under any circumstances whatsoever
or they’re not white
Did you like Marty McFly?
Kroll Show Season 2 - Episode 1: “Cake Train”
— John Green (via queendany)
the catastrophe of my personality
to seem beautiful again…"
— Frank O’Hara, excerpt from “Mayakovsky” (via larmoyante)
neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.